🥴 Gene Simmons from KISS and the time he greened out on a magic brownie

Turns out KISS’s favorite "Demon," well-known for his sober lifestyle, once stumbled upon an irresistible source of his actual vice —baked goods!— at a 70s party. He spotted some brownies that looked incredible and scarfed down a few, completely unaware they were laced with weed.

Since he’d never tried anything before, it hit him hard and he started feeling like absolute garbage real quick. According to Gene himself, the room suddenly started growing massive, his head shrank to the size of an olive, and his hands puffed up like a cartoon character's. To play it cool, he kept staring wide-eyed so people would think he was acting "normal"!

He completely panicked and, having no clue how to sober up from the "magic punch," ran straight to the nearest convenience store to buy… a carton of milk!

He genuinely believed the milk would flush it out of his system. The visual is gold: rock’s biggest "Demon," totally tripping out over a pot brownie, desperately hunting for milk like it was an antidote.

It’s a hilarious story that shows even the toughest rock stars can fall victim to a trick dessert. The only time Gene Simmons ever got "wasted" was thanks to a batch of baked goods.